octopus

47 reviews for octopus

1. MaryAnne

   Rated 3 out of 5

   December 20, 2024

   I call this Satan. (It started out being called the Devil's Pitchfork)

   I THOUGHT I would love having control over both at one time. With this particular model? I was wrong. We only play with Satan once in a blue moon now....More

   I THOUGHT I would love having control over both at one time. With this particular model? I was wrong. We only play with Satan once in a blue moon now.
   Hey, You do you! You may love it! (Very girthy, just saying if you are new at anal? Start smaller)

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   Nemo

   Rated 3 out of 5

   September 1, 2024

   Two for the Price of One, but Ugly

   Another reviewer wrote that the product is "sticky." That's somewhat accurate. It's like a plasticky gloss. But these days, there are products with...More

   Another reviewer wrote that the product is "sticky." That's somewhat accurate. It's like a plasticky gloss. But these days, there are products with a smooth texture, which is much nicer. One end is average (6 inches), the other end is above average (7 inches). The first is average girth, the second above average. It's nice to be able to switch between the two. The big problem is that the product is very ugly. That is, both ends are wrinkled, not smooth. Think 70 years old rather than 20. I think the ugliness combined with the "sticky" texture" are what make this product unattractive. But, still, you're getting two for the price of one. And sizewise, it's a good starter. In sum, good value, but ugly.

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   Jillian Mansfield

   Rated 3 out of 5

   June 13, 2024

   Floppy

   This is great if you are extremely opened up down there, or used to getting floppy old man weeny. Needs to be slightly firmer.

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