| Weight | 0.35 kg |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 18 × 7 × 3.4 cm |
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Hey, You do you! You may love it! (Very girthy, just saying if you are new at anal? Start smaller)
They are fairly realistic with some realistic rigidity. flexible but not floppy.
The suction cup base holds well and can be attached to any available hard flat surface.
Suction cup is larger and deeper so it works really well. In fact she informed me at work no less that apparently does wonders in the shower. Hmmmm. In the bedroom when we first played with it she said it did feel comfortable and I could tell she was enjoying it. Maybe the only minor thing is the toy could be a a hair firmer.
Yeah, this is one mighty ice-breaker and possibly the goofiest thing this reviewer has snagged in the "wellness" category to date. Turn your White elephant gift exchange party into one they will never forget, I dunno if they will all want this or what? Five hilarious stars.
The suction is great on this! So, full disclosure. I suctioned this bad boy onto an attachment of a machine and it stayed on beautifully. Did not slip at all. Very glad I picked this up!
Quality seems great, suction cup works well. Know what you're getting into with this and it could be the exact thing for you.
This adult fun time aid is unique, to say the least, as it offers bilateral placement for those who sometimes struggle with choice. I know for myself, sometimes I like to relax at home on my day off in the more prominent front yard with its lush grass, while other times hanging out in the more private, but socially disapproved dirt-filled back yard is preferable, yet I sometimes imagine what it would be like to be in two places at once. While it seems each part is meant to be interposed into two separate locations, if one follows the old advice involving one in the hand versus two in the bush, I see no reason other variations wouldn't be possible if that is your thing.
The larger "front" swizzle stick is purported to be about 6" in length, which makes it an inch or two shorter than the majority of unverified and likely exaggerated internet claims and an inch larger than the cold harsh reality. The rear device is a little less than the front in keeping with the differences in traversal distances. Ditto in the slight variation between the thickness factors.
Both appendages seemed sturdy enough but were slightly less ridged at their crowning glories. The material seemed solid, was easy to clean and most importantly, did not have that New Toy Smell so indicative of similar products. The suction cup base was quite strong and made a satisfying slurping sound during removal. This feature should allow the device to be mounted securely to several surfaces such as a wall, chair or someone's forehead.
But the biggest takeaway that might be worth the price of admission alone, was the inclusion of a 28 page "instruction" booklet that was both surprisingly detailed, informative and humorous. Never in my lifelong goal of reviewing products that many others would be mortified to even admit owning, have I come across such a thoughtful addition. While the use of such devices should be intuitive, I admit I still learned quite a bit and will now feel more informed should I ever find myself a contestant on Jeopardy and are faced with the "Things That Go into Other Things" category.
Overall, for those who desire a different experience or just want the have their cake and eat it too, this double ding dong without the ding, just might be what you seek. While it may not get the accolades of other inventions like the wheel, antibiotics or the Shake Weight, it is no less a no-holes-barred trendsetter when it cums (sic) to something you never knew you needed until you do.
Looks exactly as pictured, with engagingly slick-looking heads and powder dry lengths. Very typical silicone textures that are a little rubbery when dry but smooth when lubricated. There is a very good solid heft to the cores and just the right give to the outer layers.
The suction cup base has obvious uses.
Overall this is a fantastic toy. Realistic looking and feeling, easy to clean and dry, appealing appearance. Even came with 2 packets of water-based lube.
This did fit well into a harness for some thrusting play. Either end can be taken as this is real silicone.
The little booklet that comes with it is a bit entertaining. Worth a read in not just for the laughs.
The suction cup is large and far more powerful than I was expecting for such a low priced toy. If nothing else, this toy is a fun novelty and a good one to have in the collection. I'm looking forward to trying it with my partner, I think this toy will be best for a woman, so I'm thinking she'll like it even more than me.